Frequently asked questions

Are you active on any other social media?

Yes! I have a Twitter, Instagram, and Letterboxd.

Do you review re-views?

While I will re-views, I won’t review review re-views. What I’m saying is, I won’t review the re-view of the reviewed review.

What’s your favorite movie of all time?

5-way tie between Transformers 1, 3, 4, 5, and Inglorious Basterds.

What’s your least favorite movie?

Transformers 2. That movie sucks.

Are you a corporate shill?

While I have never been offered money to express a specific opinion, I would absolutely do so in a heartbeat. (Movie studios, if you’re reading this, feel free to @ me)

Do you take requests?

Yes! I’ll try my best to do requests at your behest, lest you distress.

Didn’t you kind of just rip off Roger Ebert for this website?

I don’t know who that is.

Could I take you in a fight?


Who makes your dope-ass thumbnails?

My mans Jack Pizza and Bruce “Not Bruce Lee” Li.

How did you get into reviewing movies?

I don’t have any friends.

Awwww. Why don’t you have friends?

Because I review movies.


Infrequently asked questions


Idk… prolly watching a movie or something.