Frequently asked questions
Do you review re-views?
While I will re-views, I won’t review review re-views. What I’m saying is, I won’t review the re-view of the reviewed review.
What’s your favorite movie of all time?
5-way tie between Transformers 1, 3, 4, 5, and Inglorious Basterds.
What’s your least favorite movie?
Transformers 2. That movie sucks.
Are you a corporate shill?
While I have never been offered money to express a specific opinion, I would absolutely do so in a heartbeat. (Movie studios, if you’re reading this, feel free to @ me)
Do you take requests?
Yes! I’ll try my best to do requests at your behest, lest you distress.
Didn’t you kind of just rip off Roger Ebert for this website?
I don’t know who that is.
Could I take you in a fight?
Who makes your dope-ass thumbnails?
My mans Jack.
How did you get into reviewing movies?
I don’t have any friends.
Awwww. Why don’t you have friends?
Because I review movies.
Infrequently asked questions
Idk… prolly watching a movie or something.